Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're carrying something in each hand? Let me give you an unbearable itch you can't scratch.

Oh, you're carrying something in each hand? Let me give you an unbearable itch you can't scratch.    Scumbag Brain

Is that a nude scene in a movie? Better get that itch on your balls

Is that a nude scene in a movie? Better get that itch on your balls  Scumbag Brain

time to goto sleep? I won't let you Time to get up? Let's stay in bed all day

time to goto sleep? I won't let you Time to get up? Let's stay in bed all day  Scumbag Brain

Has you clip your fingernails Makes your entire body itch afterwards

Has you clip your fingernails Makes your entire body itch afterwards  Scumbag Brain

Studying for finals? Hey, let's make an advice animal like, really quick for reddit.

Studying for finals? Hey, let's make an advice animal like, really quick for reddit.   Scumbag Brain

THERE'S A SLIGHT BREEZE LIGHTLY BRUSHING YOUR ARM HAIR? I'M JUST SAYING IT COULD BE A HUGE SPIDER.

THERE'S A SLIGHT BREEZE LIGHTLY BRUSHING YOUR ARM HAIR? I'M JUST SAYING IT COULD BE A HUGE SPIDER.  Scumbag Brain

Woke up and have to pee? This erection should help...

Woke up and have to pee? This erection should help...  Scumbag Brain

Forgets about things you want to remember Remembers things you want to forget!

Forgets about things you want to remember Remembers things you want to forget!  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to stand up to get off the bus Gives you a boner

Knows you have to stand up to get off the bus Gives you a boner  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up at 3am to take a piss ERECTION OF GODS

Wakes up at 3am to take a piss ERECTION OF GODS   Scumbag Brain
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