Scumbag Brain

Its the weekend? fuck it, you dont need to sleep in

Its the weekend? fuck it, you dont need to sleep in  Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep Thinks about falling asleep

About to fall asleep Thinks about falling asleep   Scumbag Brain

Carrying something you can't just put down Heres an itch 4 different places on your body

Carrying something you can't just put down Heres an itch 4 different places on your body  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're falling.   Scumbag Brain

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.   Scumbag Brain

Bro, check out that emergency release handle Let's pull it and see what happens...

Bro, check out that emergency release handle Let's pull it and see what happens...   Scumbag Brain

You're trying to forget that embarrassing thing you just did? Here, think of everything else embarrassing you've ever done.

You're trying to forget that embarrassing thing you just did? Here, think of everything else embarrassing you've ever done.  Scumbag Brain

Learning about the Holocaust in class? Let's go over all the things that have ever made you laugh in your lifetime.

Learning about the Holocaust in class? Let's go over all the things that have ever made you laugh in your lifetime.   Scumbag Brain

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.  Scumbag Brain
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