Scumbag Brain

yea im on time ,stops at bus stop till it comes searching... searching... searching...DAMMIT! Forgets metro card

yea im on time ,stops  at bus stop till it comes  searching... searching... searching...DAMMIT! Forgets  metro card   Scumbag Brain

Subscribed to khan, ted, fora.tv and edge.org too a.d.d. to get through a three minute cute cat video

Subscribed to khan, ted, fora.tv and edge.org too a.d.d. to get through a three minute cute cat video  Scumbag Brain

I am made of fucking bubble gum

I am made of fucking bubble gum  Scumbag Brain

Get complimented Tells you it's bullshit

Get complimented Tells you it's bullshit   Scumbag Brain

Hmm, things seem to be going pretty well lately "I beg to differ"

Hmm, things seem to be going pretty well lately

Become neurobiologist instant rationalization for any behavior

Become neurobiologist instant rationalization for any behavior  Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend runs us a bath and promises me a "suprise" Browse Reddit for the next hour until the water goes cold

Girlfriend runs us a bath and promises me a

Knows how to live healthy lifestyle Craves junk food, hates exercise

Knows how to live healthy lifestyle Craves junk food, hates exercise   Scumbag Brain

Can name the original 150 Pokemon Can't remember calculus

Can name the original 150 Pokemon Can't remember calculus   Scumbag Brain

*studying for important test tomorrow* Let's check out reddit

*studying for important test tomorrow* Let's check out reddit  Scumbag Brain
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