Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're about to fall asleep? WATCH OUT! You're falling!

Oh, you're about to fall asleep? WATCH OUT! You're falling!  Scumbag Brain

This shampoo smells like berries It probably tastes like them too

This shampoo smells like berries It probably tastes like them too  Scumbag Brain

10-page paper due tomorrow? Would you like a side of writer's block with that?

10-page paper due tomorrow? Would you like a side of writer's block with that?  Scumbag Brain

GETS GREAT PLEASURE FROM COMPLETING PRODUCTIVE TASKS DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING

GETS GREAT PLEASURE FROM COMPLETING PRODUCTIVE TASKS DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING  Scumbag Brain

EXITS FACEBOOK TO START EFFECTIVELY STUDYING BROWSES REDDIT

EXITS FACEBOOK TO START EFFECTIVELY STUDYING BROWSES REDDIT   Scumbag Brain

CAN REMEMBER THE NAMES OF 251+ POKEMON CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF ONE PERSON IT HAS KNOWN FOR YEARS

CAN REMEMBER THE NAMES OF 251+ POKEMON CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF ONE PERSON IT HAS KNOWN FOR YEARS   Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to leave in 5 minutes? now would be the perfect time to poop

Oh you have to leave in 5 minutes? now would be the perfect time to poop  Scumbag Brain

AW YEAH, WE ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP? Let's just think of every possible thing that is wrong in your life that can't be fixed at 2 in the morning

AW YEAH, WE ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP? Let's just think of every possible thing that is wrong in your life that can't be fixed at 2 in the morning   Scumbag Brain

Just got out of the shower? Perfect time to shit.

Just got out of the shower? Perfect time to shit.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have an important test in the morning I'll be sure to keep you up all night

Oh, you have an important test in the morning  I'll be sure to keep you up all night  Scumbag Brain
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