Scumbag Brain

Has a one night stand Keeps thinking she was meant for you

Has a one night stand Keeps thinking she was meant for you  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to pee Makes you thirsty

Knows you have to pee Makes you thirsty  Scumbag Brain

looks in fridge for 10 minutes 2 minutes later, looks again, nothing new

looks in fridge for 10 minutes 2 minutes later, looks again, nothing new  Scumbag Brain

DOESN'T WANT TO GET IN SHOWER DOESN'T WANT TO GET OUT OF SHOWER

DOESN'T WANT TO GET IN SHOWER DOESN'T WANT TO GET OUT OF SHOWER   Scumbag Brain

Thinks you've got a sore arm Actually having a heart attack

Thinks you've got a sore arm Actually having a heart attack  Scumbag Brain

Oh, those anti-depressants are making you feel better? Here, let me just go ahead and build up a tolerance so you can go back to feeling like shit.

Oh, those anti-depressants are making you feel better? Here, let me just go ahead and build up a tolerance so you can go back to feeling like shit.   Scumbag Brain

OH, A MOSQUITO ON YOUR ARM? I BET THEY ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR SKIN NOW...

OH, A MOSQUITO ON YOUR ARM? I BET THEY ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR SKIN NOW...   Scumbag Brain

Have to wake up early for work in the morning Time to lie awake thinking about everything, ever.

Have to wake up early for work in the morning Time to lie awake thinking about everything, ever.  Scumbag Brain

Gets song stuck in your head Can't remember any of the lyrics

Gets song stuck in your head Can't remember any of the lyrics  Scumbag Brain

REGULAR DAY: HUNDREDS OF GOOD IDEAS FOR MEMES CAKE DAY: HALF-ASSED SCUMBAG BRAIN MEME IN LAST DITCH EFFORT FOR KARMA

REGULAR DAY: HUNDREDS OF GOOD IDEAS FOR MEMES CAKE DAY: HALF-ASSED SCUMBAG BRAIN MEME IN LAST DITCH EFFORT FOR KARMA  Scumbag Brain
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