Scumbag Brain

"type in code to verify you're human." cant decipher 6 conjumbled letters

Oh, you're in a bad mood? Let's think about all the things that make you mad while you're at it

Oh, you're in a bad mood? Let's think about all the things that make you mad while you're at it  Scumbag Brain

Identifies as an atheist by using logic Falls in love with Christian fundamentalist

Identifies as an atheist by using logic Falls in love with Christian fundamentalist  Scumbag Brain

What a nice train ride home Shame we drove to work this morning

What a nice train ride home Shame we drove to work this morning  Scumbag Brain

Step into shower "Hey, now would be a great time to take a shit."

Step into shower

Hey look this girl likes you, But I think you should fall for the girl that doesn't like you at all sweet.....

Hey look this girl likes you, But I think you should fall for the girl that doesn't like you at all sweet.....  Scumbag Brain

Trying to cope with a break up? Lets think of all the fucked up things your ex may or may not be doing

Trying to cope with a break up? Lets think of all the fucked up things your ex may or may not be doing  Scumbag Brain

I know you're just about to fall asleep So here's a hallucination of a giant spider to help out

I know you're just about to fall asleep So here's a hallucination of a giant spider to help out  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's the cat coming in the window at 3am Convinces you it's a Psychotic serial killer

Knows it's the cat coming in the window at 3am Convinces you it's a Psychotic serial killer  Scumbag Brain

Having a nice meal? Maybe this memory of something disgusting will help.

Having a nice meal? Maybe this memory of something disgusting will help.   Scumbag Brain
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