Scumbag Brain

That girls pretty cute Let me over think it and say something stupid

That girls pretty cute Let me over think it and say something stupid  Scumbag Brain

Boss loves you, Family loves you, girlfriend loves you, awesome dog, financially stable.. HERE, FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON.

Boss loves you, Family loves you, girlfriend loves you, awesome dog, financially stable.. HERE, FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON.  Scumbag Brain

Knows alcohol & tobacco will harm his organ friends Drinks and smokes anyway to give himself a buzz

Knows alcohol & tobacco will harm his organ friends Drinks and smokes anyway to give himself a buzz  Scumbag Brain

Makes you dream about holding hands with an awesome girl. Wake up to reality.

Makes you dream about holding hands with an awesome girl. Wake up to reality.  Scumbag Brain

Meets the girl of your dreams in your dreams...

Meets the girl of your dreams in your dreams...  Scumbag Brain

Reads stuff on internet all day Can't read a book for 15 minutes

Reads stuff on internet all day Can't read a book for 15 minutes  Scumbag Brain

Your lipstick is perfect for once? Now is a great time to tell you that you haven't brushed your teeth yet

Your lipstick is perfect for once? Now is a great time to tell you that you haven't brushed your teeth yet  Scumbag Brain

So you're going to sleep? I'll just full your thoughts with stories about Slendermen, Weeping angels and creepy ghost stories!

So you're going to sleep? I'll just full your thoughts with stories about Slendermen, Weeping angels and creepy ghost stories!  Scumbag Brain

Remembers every horrible song lyric that you heard 5 years ago. Forgets hot girl's name that she told you 5 minutes ago.

Remembers every horrible song lyric that you heard 5 years ago. Forgets hot girl's name that she told you 5 minutes ago.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're not feeling sexy today? Here's a detailed sex dream involving that TV character you hate.

Oh, you're not feeling sexy today? Here's a detailed sex dream involving that TV character you hate.  Scumbag Brain
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