Scumbag Brain

Wants bed to be warm and cozy Pillow must be an ice cube

Wants bed to be warm and cozy Pillow must be an ice cube  Scumbag Brain

Knows that you need to forget about a girl and move on. Forces you to constantly dream about her for weeks.

Knows that you need to forget about a girl and move on. Forces you to constantly dream about her for weeks.  Scumbag Brain

finally have a good joke to tell? here, let me screw up the punch line for you

finally have a good joke to tell? here, let me screw up the punch line for you  Scumbag Brain

Feeling Depressed? You should fap and feel even more depressed

Feeling Depressed? You should fap and feel even more depressed  Scumbag Brain

You locked the door already, right? Okay, just let me think about it over and over until you're no longer sure.

You locked the door already, right?  Okay, just let me think about it over and over until you're no longer sure.    Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that thing you were just about to say? I don't.

Hey, remember that thing you were just about to say? I don't.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you forgot something this morning Doesn't tell you what it is until you get to work

Knows you forgot something this morning Doesn't tell you what it is until you get to work  Scumbag Brain

It's the weekend! Time to relax! Just kidding! Today is still Thursday and you have work tomorrow morning.

It's the weekend! Time to relax! Just kidding! Today is still Thursday and you have work tomorrow morning.   Scumbag Brain

Only practice? LEt's nail it perfectly. Playing in front of class? ...wait What's a clef?

Only practice? LEt's nail it perfectly. Playing in front of class? ...wait What's a clef?   Scumbag Brain

Bar Exam ended 3 days ago "Hey it's 2 a.m., let's think about what you should have written for those essays"

Bar Exam ended 3 days ago
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