Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to study? I wonder whats on the interent? I bet a lot

Oh you want to study? I wonder whats on the interent? I bet a lot  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're studying for finals? Instead, let us calculate the frightening amount of debt we'll have upon graduation.

Oh, you're studying for finals? Instead, let us calculate the frightening  amount of debt we'll have upon graduation.   Scumbag Brain

You're in the car with your mom and sister? WEll how about a raging boner

You're in the car with your mom and sister? WEll how about a raging boner  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're going to see an almost 3 hour long movie? Let's give you explosive diarrhea

Oh you're going to see an almost 3 hour long movie? Let's give you explosive diarrhea  Scumbag Brain

So it's the party of the year tomorrow? I'll prepare you for the late night with cigars and liquor by keeping you awake with a tickling throat and a good cough.

So it's the party of the year tomorrow? I'll prepare you for the late night with cigars and liquor by keeping you awake with a tickling throat and a good cough.  Scumbag Brain

Right outside the main door and bladder ready to burst Let's make sure the key doesn't enter the lock.

Right outside the main door and bladder ready to burst Let's make sure the key doesn't enter the lock.  Scumbag Brain

This drive is awfully boring You should browse reddit on your phone to pass time

This drive is awfully boring You should browse reddit on your phone to pass time  Scumbag Brain

Has trust issues because of cheating ex Here's a dream of your current girlfriend blowing some guy

Has trust issues because of cheating ex Here's a dream of your current girlfriend blowing some guy  Scumbag Brain

Conquered childhood claustrophobia? Let's flashback in the M.R.I. machine!

Conquered childhood claustrophobia? Let's flashback in the M.R.I. machine!  Scumbag Brain

"Hey that scab doesn't look quite healed yet." "It would be awesome to peel it off!"

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