Scumbag Brain

Oh, your father basically raised you by himself, and you respect him more than anyone else in the world? Here's a hyper-realistic dream about how he died, but he left you a card with bad video game puns and referenced your dead dog.

Oh, your father basically raised you by himself, and you respect him more than anyone else in the world? Here's a hyper-realistic dream about how he died, but he left you a card with bad video game puns and referenced your dead dog.   Scumbag Brain

Exhausted from 8am to 8 pm can't sleep til 4 am

Exhausted from 8am to 8 pm can't sleep til 4 am  Scumbag Brain

Dude, I know you're tired, but we can't fall asleep at work. We'll sleep when you get home. HAHA Yeah right. Enjoy staring at the ceiling for 8 hours.

Dude, I know you're tired, but we can't fall asleep at work. We'll sleep when you get home. HAHA Yeah right. Enjoy staring at the ceiling for 8 hours.   Scumbag Brain

Starting to fall asleep after a sleepless night? psyche!

Starting to fall asleep after a sleepless night? psyche!   Scumbag Brain

Walking around outside at night. "Hey, you know what I haven't thought about in a long time?!?! Monsters."

Walking around outside at night.

Hey bro, there is a word for what you're talking about lol you expect me to remember it?

Hey bro, there is a word for what you're talking about lol you expect me to remember it?  Scumbag Brain

It's Wednesday and there's a sign for: No Parking Wednesday "Good thing it's Tuesday"

It's Wednesday and there's a sign for: No Parking Wednesday

Oh you stopped thinking about your ex? Here, lets go on facebook and see what they've been up to.

Oh you stopped thinking about your ex? Here, lets go on facebook and see what they've been up to.   Scumbag Brain

Time for bed? Lets make everything on the internet more interesting

Time for bed? Lets make everything on the internet more interesting  Scumbag Brain

Washing your hands after you just used the bathroom? I'm pretty sure you have to pee again

Washing your hands after you just used the bathroom? I'm pretty sure you have to pee again  Scumbag Brain
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