Scumbag Brain

Whats that? You're about to go to sleep in a dark room? Multiply imagination by 9001%

Whats that? You're about to go to sleep in a dark room? Multiply imagination by 9001%  Scumbag Brain

Won't let you fall back to sleep after a sex dream Falls immediately back to sleep after a nightmare

Won't let you fall back to sleep after a sex dream Falls immediately back to sleep after a nightmare  Scumbag Brain

Tells you farting will get rid of that itch up your bum sharts in your underwear

Tells you farting will get rid of that itch up your bum sharts in your underwear    Scumbag Brain

I'm sorry for making you fail for the major exam But I will make up with it by letting you pass a exam that has no importance!

I'm sorry for making you fail for the major exam But I will make up with it by letting you pass a exam that has no importance!  Scumbag Brain

Haven't heard from significant other in a while? Well here's a slideshow of all the horrible things that could be happening to them

Haven't heard from significant other in a while? Well here's a slideshow of all the horrible things that could be happening to them  Scumbag Brain

Oh you don't have sex often How about a few dreams to remind you what your missing out on

Oh you don't have sex often  How about a few dreams to remind you what your missing out on  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're expecting a text? Let me make you think you feel a vibration in your pocket every 2 minutes

Oh you're expecting a text? Let me make you think you feel a vibration in your pocket every 2 minutes  Scumbag Brain

SEES COOL POST ON REDDIT "I'm gonna post that to Reddit!"

SEES COOL POST ON REDDIT

Looking down a window ? Let's imagine jumping down

Looking down a window ? Let's imagine jumping down  Scumbag Brain

Some party, huh? Let's find a corner to sit in and think about how awful we are

Some party, huh? Let's find a corner to sit in and think about how awful we are  Scumbag Brain
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