Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to have dreams full of sex and adventure? Let's dream that the Kool-Aid man is trying to kill you

Oh, you want to have dreams full of sex and adventure? Let's dream that the Kool-Aid man is trying to kill you  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with hilarious memes Forgets them by the time you get to a computer

Comes up with hilarious memes Forgets them by the time you get to a computer  Scumbag Brain

Life will get better Lol remember those other times we thought that?

Life will get better Lol remember those other times we thought that?  Scumbag Brain

Remembers the entire conversation Forgets their name

Remembers the entire conversation Forgets their name  Scumbag Brain

Knows how to do everything for your body to survive Can't remember how it does any of it

Knows how to do everything for your body to survive Can't remember how it does any of it  Scumbag Brain

Dude, you are TOTALLY getting dressed and ready for work Ignore that alarm sound, there's TOTALLY alarms in the real world.

Dude, you are TOTALLY getting dressed and ready for work Ignore that alarm sound, there's TOTALLY alarms in the real world.   Scumbag Brain

Needs to sleep because of migraines can't sleep because of migraines

Needs to sleep because of migraines can't sleep because of migraines  Scumbag Brain

Finally make it to the urinal after a long wait in line STAGE FRIGHT

Finally make it to the urinal after a long wait in line STAGE FRIGHT  Scumbag Brain

bro you can totally jump that

bro you can totally jump that  Scumbag Brain

oh you just washed your hands? doesnt your nose itch?

oh you just washed your hands? doesnt your nose itch?  Scumbag Brain
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