Scumbag Brain

Hey you remember all those drinks you had last night No? let me remind you all day long

Hey you remember all those drinks you had last night No? let me remind you all day long  Scumbag Brain

Waits until you have cleaned your teeth and are in bed realises you have never been so hungry in your life as you are now

Waits until you have cleaned your teeth and are in bed realises you have never been so hungry in your life as you are now  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl detected Vocal systems disengage

Cute girl detected Vocal systems disengage   Scumbag Brain

Knows how to do everything for your body to survive Can't remember how it does any of it

Knows how to do everything for your body to survive Can't remember how it does any of it  Scumbag Brain

Dude, you are TOTALLY getting dressed and ready for work Ignore that alarm sound, there's TOTALLY alarms in the real world.

Dude, you are TOTALLY getting dressed and ready for work Ignore that alarm sound, there's TOTALLY alarms in the real world.   Scumbag Brain

Needs to sleep because of migraines can't sleep because of migraines

Needs to sleep because of migraines can't sleep because of migraines  Scumbag Brain

Finally make it to the urinal after a long wait in line STAGE FRIGHT

Finally make it to the urinal after a long wait in line STAGE FRIGHT  Scumbag Brain

Oh this is healthy for you? makes it taste like shit

Oh this is healthy for you? makes it taste like shit  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you finally decided upon a career that you can do for the rest of your life?" "I'll just make sure your personality conflicts with every aspect of the job"

Went camping near poison oak but didn't touch any. Itchy all over for the next week.

Went camping near poison oak but didn't touch any. Itchy all over for the next week.   Scumbag Brain
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