Scumbag Brain

It's so quiet at work i had to go to /r/new

It's so quiet at work i had to go to /r/new  Scumbag Brain

Yo dawg break up with your girlfriend, she's making you unhappy After she starts dating your friend: oh yeah bro I forgot about her! you love that girl let's imagine your best bro having sex with her in your dreams lol POST BREAKUP: Actually you love her

Yo dawg break up with your girlfriend, she's making you unhappy After she starts dating your friend: oh yeah bro I forgot about her! you love that girl let's imagine your best bro having sex with her in your dreams lol  POST BREAKUP: Actually you love her  Scumbag Brain

omg omg omg, there's a bee on my arm nope, it's just my finger

omg omg omg, there's a bee on my arm nope, it's just my finger  Scumbag Brain

I have never wanted something so bad as I want that expensive item. Gets it. Man I'm already bored with this thing.

I have never wanted something so bad as I want that expensive item. Gets it. Man I'm already bored with this thing.  Scumbag Brain

if you keep using I'm gonna die if you stop using I'm gonna die

if you keep using I'm gonna die if you stop using I'm gonna die  Scumbag Brain

Cake day in the middle of exams Keeps thinking about a good post instead of studying

Cake day in the middle of exams Keeps thinking about a good post instead of studying  Scumbag Brain

Oh this is healthy for you? makes it taste like shit

Oh this is healthy for you? makes it taste like shit  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you finally decided upon a career that you can do for the rest of your life?" "I'll just make sure your personality conflicts with every aspect of the job"

Went camping near poison oak but didn't touch any. Itchy all over for the next week.

Went camping near poison oak but didn't touch any. Itchy all over for the next week.   Scumbag Brain

Whats that? You're about to go to sleep in a dark room? Multiply imagination by 9001%

Whats that? You're about to go to sleep in a dark room? Multiply imagination by 9001%  Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!