Scumbag Brain

Hey that girl you thought was cute in high school who lives near by, but haven't talked to in years, just invited you to her birthday party She must want your dick

Hey that girl you thought was cute in high school who lives near by, but haven't talked to in years, just invited you to her birthday party She must want your dick  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of million solutions for an improbable bad situation Gets stuck in an obvious one No idea what to do

Thinks of million solutions for an improbable bad situation Gets stuck in an obvious one No idea what to do  Scumbag Brain

Exam tomorrow Let's think about all the things you don't know

Exam tomorrow Let's think about all the things you don't know  Scumbag Brain

Trying to write a word instead of typing a word Good luck trying to spell that correctly

Trying to write a word instead of typing a word Good luck trying to spell that correctly  Scumbag Brain

Taking a test in Pschyology? Weird, I don't know how the brain works either..

Taking a test in Pschyology? Weird, I don't know how the brain works either..   Scumbag Brain

YOU'RE PRESENTING SOMETHING THAT GETS POINTS TAKEN OFF IF YOU REPEAT? LET THE STAMMERING SWITCH BE TURNED ON.

YOU'RE PRESENTING SOMETHING THAT GETS POINTS TAKEN OFF IF YOU REPEAT? LET THE STAMMERING SWITCH BE TURNED ON.  Scumbag Brain

WATER IN SHOWER IS TOO HOT TURNS DOWN VOLUME ON NETFLIX

WATER IN SHOWER IS TOO HOT TURNS DOWN VOLUME ON NETFLIX  Scumbag Brain

2:30 AM tucked into bed Let's think about Christmas songs and powerdynamics that perpetuate structural inequality

2:30 AM tucked into bed Let's think about Christmas songs and powerdynamics that perpetuate structural inequality  Scumbag Brain

remember that girl you used to have feelings for in high school, who's now living in a completely different country? Here bro, just have those feelings back.

remember that girl you used to have feelings for in high school, who's now living in a completely different country? Here bro, just have those feelings back.  Scumbag Brain

Falls in love with girls that are out of his league Doesn't like girls that have a crush on him because he thinks he can get better

Falls in love with girls that are out of his league Doesn't like girls that have a crush on him because he thinks he can get better  Scumbag Brain
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