Scumbag Brain

Can't focus enough to start essay until the night before it's due Shuts down from stress about essay due the next day

Can't focus enough to start essay until the night before it's due Shuts down from stress about essay due the next day  Scumbag Brain

Gets inspired to workout, study hard, and turn my life around 1am

Gets inspired to workout, study hard, and turn my life around 1am  Scumbag Brain

buys gluten-free bagels while forgetting that you don't even own a fucking toaster thanks to Celiac's

buys gluten-free bagels while forgetting that you don't even own a fucking toaster thanks to Celiac's  Scumbag Brain

I wonder if that stove is hot Touch it.

I wonder if that stove is hot Touch it.   Scumbag Brain

Knows something will be hot Lets you touch it anyways

Knows something will be
hot Lets you touch it anyways  Scumbag Brain

remembers every detail from last night except where you put your keys

remembers every detail from last night except where you put your keys  Scumbag Brain

RETURNS TO HIGH SCHOOL HOME RETURNS TO HIGH SCHOOL MASTURBATION RATES

RETURNS TO HIGH SCHOOL HOME RETURNS TO HIGH SCHOOL MASTURBATION RATES   Scumbag Brain

Blacks out Walks a mile home, changes, takes out contact lenses, leaves water by the bed for the morning.

Blacks out Walks a mile home, changes, takes out contact lenses, leaves water by the bed for the morning.   Scumbag Brain

WHERES YOUR PHONE?! YOU LOST YOUR PHONE! JK, it's in your hand.

WHERES YOUR PHONE?! YOU LOST YOUR PHONE! JK, it's in your hand.  Scumbag Brain

Hey brah, If we relax today I'll be fresh for work tomorrow Not any fresher the next day

Hey brah, If we relax today I'll be fresh for work tomorrow Not any fresher the next day  Scumbag Brain
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