Scumbag Brain

Your eyes and ears seem to be giving mixed signals How about some nausea? That will fix it!

Your eyes and ears seem to be giving mixed signals How about some nausea? 
That will fix it!  Scumbag Brain

"OK we got to look super smart now ok?" ...left is now right

Oh, the weather's warming up and it's a pretty day outside? Here, have a pollen allergy

Oh, the weather's warming up and it's a pretty day outside? Here, have a pollen allergy  Scumbag Brain

DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP, ALARM GOES OFF SO SLEEPY

DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP,
ALARM GOES OFF SO SLEEPY  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to listen to music to distract you from college decisions turns every song into an extended metaphor about college

Tells you to listen to music to distract you from college decisions turns every song into an extended metaphor about college  Scumbag Brain

in a hurry for something? here's some clumsiness, that will help

in a hurry for something? here's some clumsiness, that will help   Scumbag Brain

Sees cop pull a taser on you Tells cop you're "harmful"

Sees cop pull a taser on you Tells cop you're

Oh it's time to go to sleep? Great! Let's think of everything you didn't do today and everything else that's stressful

Oh it's time to go to sleep? Great! Let's think of everything you didn't do today and everything else that's stressful  Scumbag Brain

It's your only day off so you should sleep in. Lol just kidding. I'll go ahead and wake you up at 6 a.m.

It's your only day off so you should sleep in. Lol just kidding. I'll go ahead and wake you up at 6 a.m.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a presentation to give BONER

Knows you have a presentation to give BONER  Scumbag Brain
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