Scumbag Brain

Jerking off Hey bro heres an image of your mum!

Jerking off Hey bro heres an image of your mum!   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a paper to write that's due tomorrow? I'll just make you think about unnecessary things and distract you in every possible way.

Oh, you have a paper to write that's due tomorrow? I'll just make you think about unnecessary things and distract you in every possible way.  Scumbag Brain

WIDE AWAKE AT 6:00 AM Can't wake up for work at 8:00 AM

WIDE AWAKE AT 6:00 AM Can't wake up for work at 8:00 AM  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're on your way home Makes urge to pee more excruciating as you get closer to the door

Knows you're on your way home Makes urge to pee more excruciating as you get closer to the door   Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep Starts creating new Scumbag Brain captions

About to fall asleep Starts creating new Scumbag Brain captions   Scumbag Brain

Quiet bowel discharge at your bathroom, Thunder farts in public restrooms

Quiet bowel discharge at your bathroom, Thunder farts in public restrooms  Scumbag Brain

CAN SOLVE COMPLEX CALCULUS CAN'T FUCKING SPELL COUPON

CAN SOLVE COMPLEX CALCULUS CAN'T FUCKING SPELL COUPON  Scumbag Brain

Decides to purchase spotify "hey brah turn on In Rainbows. I really want to hear it right now"

Decides to purchase spotify

People can achieve anything they set their minds to. EXCEPT YOU.

People can achieve anything they set their minds to. EXCEPT YOU.  Scumbag Brain

Processes words "respiratory rate" Suddenly forgets how to breathe

Processes words
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