Scumbag Brain

Receives warning about doing something Immediately makes you want to do it.

Receives warning about doing something Immediately makes you want to do it.   Scumbag Brain

bro, you're still tired just hit the snooze button one more time

bro, you're still tired  just hit the snooze button one more time  Scumbag Brain

You know that word on the tip of your tongue? here's 1,000 other words that have nothing to do with it

You know that word on the tip of your tongue? here's 1,000 other words that have nothing to do with it  Scumbag Brain

has backpack full of gear can't wait to shoot someone and loot their gear

has backpack full of gear can't wait to shoot someone and loot their gear  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're home alone? Let's think of every way possible for someone to break in and brutally murder you.

Oh, you're home alone? Let's think of every way possible for someone to break in and brutally murder you.    Scumbag Brain

Reads too many MeMes Starts thinking in Memes

Reads too many MeMes  Starts thinking in Memes  Scumbag Brain

has opportunity to listen to millions of songs play same one over and over again

has opportunity to listen to millions of songs play same one over and over again  Scumbag Brain

craves caffeine induces skull-splitting headache to get it

craves caffeine induces skull-splitting headache to get it  Scumbag Brain

Was told by doctor, drug abuse in college wouldn't permanently affect brain Finds myself frequently walking into a room and forgetting why I was walking in there.

Was told by doctor, drug abuse in college wouldn't permanently affect brain Finds myself frequently walking into a room and forgetting why I was walking in there.  Scumbag Brain

Lets you fall asleep peacefully "Hey, let's dream about how shitty it would be if you couldn't fall asleep tonight!"

Lets you fall asleep peacefully
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