Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to break up with girlfriend Misses her

Convinces you to break up with girlfriend Misses her  Scumbag Brain

hears a song you hate repeats in head for the next 5 hours

hears a song you hate repeats in head for the next 5 hours  Scumbag Brain

hey remember how attractive and funny you are? Me neither stand here and say nothing

hey remember how attractive and funny you are? Me neither stand here and say nothing  Scumbag Brain

Works up courage to talk to doctor about anxiety problem too anxious about side effects to take prescribed anti-anxiety meds

Works up courage to talk to doctor about anxiety problem too anxious about side effects to take prescribed anti-anxiety meds  Scumbag Brain

Alright, I'll stop thinking about that girl now lol, just kidding

Alright, I'll stop thinking about that girl now lol, just kidding  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You're tired? Time to kick procrastination mode into overdrive

What's that? You're tired? Time to kick procrastination mode into overdrive  Scumbag Brain

Oral Presentation How about a boner?

Oral Presentation How about a boner?   Scumbag Brain

Creates new tab stare for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck to do

Creates new tab stare for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck to do  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember names of important relatives Does know theme songs to all childhood TV shows

Can't remember names of important relatives Does know theme songs to all childhood TV shows  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a sore in your mouth? keep touching it with your tongue. that will make it better

Oh you have a sore in your mouth? keep touching it with your tongue. that will make it better  Scumbag Brain
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