Scumbag Brain

Tells you everyone will find it funny on reddit no one does

Tells you everyone will find it funny on reddit no one does   Scumbag Brain

Wake up at 3 AM... Ready for day. Go back to sleep and wake up at 6 am... SNOOZE SNOOZE SNOOZE!

Wake up at 3 AM... Ready for day. Go back to sleep and wake up at 6 am... SNOOZE SNOOZE SNOOZE!  Scumbag Brain

Teacher is pregnant LEts imagine her having sex

Teacher is pregnant LEts imagine her having sex  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry bro I'll think of something witty to say Just a couple more verbal pauses and then I totally got this

Don't worry bro
I'll think of something witty to say Just a couple more verbal pauses
and then I totally got this   Scumbag Brain

Waits until the end of the test To give you the right answers

Waits until the end of the test To give you the right answers  Scumbag Brain

Couldn't think of an answer during the test Knows the answer to every possible question 5 seconds after the test

Couldn't think of an answer during the test Knows the answer to every possible question 5 seconds after the test  Scumbag Brain

"I am never going to skip class again" Don't you want to sleep in? You probably aren't missing anything Important

wakes you up fifteen minutes before alarm thinks its fifteen minutes before work

wakes you up fifteen minutes before alarm thinks its fifteen minutes before work  Scumbag Brain

Only 3 or 4 more hours of work to go? Why don't you go on Facebook and look at Tufts' Memes.

Only 3 or 4 more hours of work to go? Why don't you go on Facebook and look at Tufts' Memes.   Scumbag Brain

GIVES YOU MOST BEAUTIFUL SINGLE UNITS YOU'VE EVER RECORDED COMPLETELY NOT EVENT-RELATED IN POST-HOC ANALYSIS

GIVES YOU MOST BEAUTIFUL SINGLE UNITS YOU'VE EVER RECORDED COMPLETELY NOT EVENT-RELATED IN POST-HOC ANALYSIS  Scumbag Brain
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