Scumbag Brain

Upset about the fact you gained ten pounds 'Eat some cookies bro, you'll feel better'

Upset about the fact you gained ten pounds 'Eat some cookies bro, you'll feel better'  Scumbag Brain

Boyfriend tells you about all those cute girls in his college classes that hit on him weekly? Better start obsessing about how they're all better than you, and he's going to leave you for one of them.

Boyfriend tells you about all those cute girls in his college classes that hit on him weekly? Better start obsessing about how they're all better than you, and he's going to leave you for one of them.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers answers to test After you finish the test

Remembers answers to test After you finish the test   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a mouthful of delicious breakfast cereal. Approves sneeze request.

Knows you have a mouthful of delicious breakfast cereal. Approves sneeze request.  Scumbag Brain

seriously, you need to get to sleep now!!! one more fap would be nice though wouldn't it

seriously, you need to get to sleep now!!! one more fap would be nice though wouldn't it  Scumbag Brain

Create brilliant ideas for posts while working Forget them all when you get home to browse reddit

Create brilliant ideas for posts while working Forget them all when you get home to browse reddit  Scumbag Brain

Knows exactly how it works Doesn't tell itself how it works

Knows exactly how it works Doesn't tell itself how it works  Scumbag Brain

SEES nsa posts reads them as nasa

SEES nsa posts reads them as nasa  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have an important exam tomorrow? Best wake up with 2 ulcers, a migrane, about 3 hours sleep and the worst shits you've ever had

Oh, you have an important exam tomorrow? Best wake up with 2 ulcers, a migrane, about 3 hours sleep and the worst shits you've ever had   Scumbag Brain

Want to change your life for the better? Rationalizes all the bad habits you have

Want to change your life for the better? Rationalizes all the bad habits you have  Scumbag Brain
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