Scumbag Brain

Most horny... on my period.

Most horny... on my period.  Scumbag Brain

GETS YOU INTO COLUMBIA GETS YOU LOST ON THE SUBWAY. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

GETS YOU INTO COLUMBIA GETS YOU LOST ON THE SUBWAY. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.   Scumbag Brain

"Hey, take a 20 min nap, you'll be refreshed" Wakes you up 2 hours later

Hey you know that girl who really likes you? Forget her you should go for the slightly more attractive girl who doesn't know you exist

Hey you know that girl who really likes you? Forget her you should go for the slightly more attractive girl who doesn't know you exist  Scumbag Brain

Oh hell yeah, crush is finally sitting next to you We should definitely shart right now

Oh hell yeah, crush is finally sitting next to you We should definitely shart right now   Scumbag Brain

Sorry did I say you were the Messiah? I meant piece of shit Bipolar Brain

Sorry did I say you were the
Messiah? I meant piece of shit Bipolar Brain  Scumbag Brain

No homework; doesn't get tired till 1 am shit load of homework; gets sleepy as fuck by 9 pm

No homework; doesn't get tired till 1 am shit load of homework; gets sleepy as fuck by 9 pm  Scumbag Brain

AUDITING TOMORROW? lETS STAY UP TIL 4AM THINKING OF WHAT TO DO THE DAY AFTER

AUDITING TOMORROW? lETS STAY UP TIL 4AM THINKING OF WHAT TO DO THE DAY AFTER  Scumbag Brain

wakes up to small sound in the middle of the night doesn't hear super loud alarm in the morning

wakes up to small sound in the middle of the night doesn't hear super loud alarm in the morning  Scumbag Brain

"Dude, you're such a pussy, why didn't you talk to that girl?" "Dude, you're such a dumbass, you should have known you had no chance with that girl."

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