Scumbag Brain

Dating: Think of only the bad things Break-up: Think of only the good

Dating: Think of only the bad things Break-up: Think of only the good  Scumbag Brain

Loves sleeping in Hates going to bed before 2 am

Loves sleeping in Hates going to bed before 2 am   Scumbag Brain

Set alarm clock so you wake up on time. Makes you dream about your alarm clock.

Set alarm clock so you wake up on time.  Makes you dream about your alarm clock.   Scumbag Brain

So you're bored AYE? "OKAY WE COULD DO"...NAH. "MAYBE..?" NAH. "OR?" NAH. "PERHAPS"... NAH... "FINE YOU WIN, LET'S JUST EAT AND GET FAT."

So you're bored AYE?

"PULL" You should try pushing it.

Just seen a spider? how about i make you twitch to make it feel like they are crawling all over your body for the rest of the day?

Just seen a spider? how about i make you twitch to make it feel like they are crawling all over your body for the rest of the day?  Scumbag Brain

Can slow your perception of time to a crawl only does it when you're sad or embarrassed

Can slow your perception of time to a crawl only does it when you're sad or embarrassed  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to shave in the shower to save time As soon as you put shaving gel in your hand, tells you you were getting ready to wash your hair.

Tells you to shave in the shower to save time As soon as you put shaving gel in your hand, tells you you were getting ready to wash your hair.  Scumbag Brain

Waiting for your morning wood to subside so you can pee? Lets think about every sexual experience you've ever had

Waiting for your morning wood to subside so you can pee? Lets think about every sexual experience you've ever had  Scumbag Brain

Creates fake happiness beyond all comprehension IN DREAMS

Creates fake happiness beyond all comprehension IN DREAMS   Scumbag Brain
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