Scumbag Brain

I see you've lost 1 pound this week You should reward yourself by eating whatever you like

I see you've lost 1 pound this week You should reward yourself by eating whatever you like  Scumbag Brain

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a day off and it's gorgeous outside? Let's just focus on all the sad things in your life right now. Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

Oh, you have a day off and it's gorgeous outside? Let's just focus on all the sad things in your life right now.  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention

checks time on phone  checks phone again because wasn't paying attention  Scumbag Brain

Time to do presentation at work for the boss For extra confidence, have this erection

Time to do presentation at work for the boss For extra confidence, have this erection  Scumbag Brain

4 hours of sleep, shakes it off 13 hours of sleep, tired as hell

4 hours of sleep, shakes it off 13 hours of sleep, tired as hell  Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN  Scumbag Brain

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check  Scumbag Brain

Late night, warm bed, tired? CAN'T SLEEP Bright light, uncomfortable desk, Important lecture? PASS THE FUCK OUT

Late night, warm bed, tired?
 CAN'T SLEEP Bright light, uncomfortable desk, Important lecture? 
PASS THE FUCK OUT   Scumbag Brain
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