Scumbag Brain

can dream about sex with anyone Let's make it your ex.

can dream about sex with anyone Let's make it your ex.  Scumbag Brain

Always remembers to lock the front door Immediately forgets whether or not I did

Always remembers to lock the front door Immediately forgets whether or not I did  Scumbag Brain

So, you have a huge test in the morning? Better make sure you wake up at least 50 times thinking you've slept too late.

So, you have a huge test in the morning? Better make sure you wake up at least 50 times thinking you've slept too late.  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up on time, Thursday morning Only because it thinks that it's Friday and is excited

Wakes you up on time, Thursday morning Only because it thinks that it's Friday and is excited  Scumbag Brain

While fallin asleep, thinks about cool stuff to post on Reddit Next mornig can't remember a shit

While fallin asleep, thinks about cool stuff to post on Reddit Next mornig can't remember a shit  Scumbag Brain

get tired of REDDIT. Open phone browser. Go to reddit

get tired of REDDIT. Open phone browser. Go to reddit  Scumbag Brain

TELLS YOU IT PERCEIVES REALITY AS IT IS, RATIONALLY EVALUATES RISK, AND RECORDS MEMORIES LIKE A VIDEO CAMERA DOESN'T

TELLS YOU IT PERCEIVES REALITY AS IT IS, RATIONALLY EVALUATES RISK, AND RECORDS MEMORIES LIKE A VIDEO CAMERA DOESN'T  Scumbag Brain

Tells story in the middle of story FORGETS ORIGINAL STORY

Tells story in the middle of story FORGETS ORIGINAL STORY  Scumbag Brain

Masturbating? HERE'S AN IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER

Masturbating? HERE'S AN IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER  Scumbag Brain

Man's most important organ gets him to frontpage Is actually his second favorite organ

Man's most important organ gets him to frontpage Is actually his second favorite organ  Scumbag Brain
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