Scumbag Brain

thinks about flaccid penis during sex gets flaccid penis

thinks about flaccid penis during sex gets flaccid penis    Scumbag Brain

Decide I may be seriously interested in the guy I've been casually seeing Here are all the reasons why he obviously doesn't like you anymore.

Decide I may be seriously interested in the guy I've been casually seeing Here are all the reasons why he obviously doesn't like you anymore.   Scumbag Brain

First prelim of the semester and I got a...46 Oh wait...that's just a Cornell 'B'. I'm good. I'm good. OH GOD

First prelim of the semester and I got a...46 Oh wait...that's just a Cornell 'B'. I'm good. I'm good. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

You can totally handle another drink, go get another one! LOL JK SRY BRO

You can totally handle another drink, go get another one! LOL JK SRY BRO   Scumbag Brain

Should be memorizing the law ahead of exams Gives you violent stress dreams about killing your pets instead.

Should be memorizing the law ahead of exams Gives you violent stress dreams about killing your pets instead.   Scumbag Brain

Proposing to girlfriend Forgets every line you planned

Proposing to girlfriend Forgets every line you planned  Scumbag Brain

oh, you can't sleep? let's just think of every single mean thing anyone has ever said to you. ever.

oh, you can't sleep? let's just think of every single mean thing anyone has ever said to you. ever.   Scumbag Brain

Constantly reminds you how overweight and out of shape you are could easily make you not overweight or out of shape

Constantly reminds you how overweight and out of shape you are could easily make you not overweight or out of shape  Scumbag Brain

Dude, I have the most awesome idea ever! Idea is only average

Dude, I have the most awesome idea ever! Idea is only average  Scumbag Brain

hey, reddit is getting boring go check reddit again

hey, reddit is getting boring  go check reddit again  Scumbag Brain
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