Scumbag Brain

Wakes up before your body does Makes you see crazy shit

Wakes up before your body does Makes you see crazy shit  Scumbag Brain

Slowly getting over the girl you've had a crush on since high school Dreams about her

Slowly getting over the girl you've had a crush on since high school Dreams about her   Scumbag Brain

Hey man, good news! I finally figured out how to do that programming assignment that was due 3 weeks ago.

Hey man, good news! I finally figured out how to do that programming assignment that was due 3 weeks ago.   Scumbag Brain

Consciously desire something Unconsciously do the opposite

Consciously desire something Unconsciously do the opposite 
  Scumbag Brain

Everything going great with your girlfriend? Here's a nightmare about her cheating on you

Everything going great with your girlfriend? Here's a nightmare about her cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

Wears contacts now.... Still tries to push glasses up.

Wears contacts now.... Still tries to push glasses up.   Scumbag Brain

Up late drinking and partying? Let's have an early start this morning!

Up late drinking and partying? Let's have an early start this morning!  Scumbag Brain

Hates feeling of facial hair cant stand looking at self in mirror to shave

Hates feeling of facial hair cant stand looking at self in mirror to shave  Scumbag Brain

work a 12 hour shift, cant wait to sleep dreams about work

work a 12 hour shift, cant wait to sleep dreams about work   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't allow re-entry after waking up during a sexy dream Picks up exactly where you left off after waking up during a scary dream. "Places everyone, aaaand... action."

Doesn't allow re-entry after waking up during a sexy dream Picks up exactly where you left off after waking up during a scary dream.
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