Scumbag Brain

Oh, your lips are dry and getting chapped? Might as well lick them again.

Oh, your lips are dry and getting chapped? Might as well lick them again.   Scumbag Brain

Wants to have more sleep but needs to go to work Gets sent home early and can't sleep from excitement

Wants to have more sleep but needs to go to work Gets sent home early and can't sleep from excitement  Scumbag Brain

Bladder says you have Thrity seconds until detonation

Bladder says you have Thrity seconds until detonation  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your lady friend hasn't texted back in 4 hours? Dude, she's banging another guy.

Oh, your lady friend hasn't texted back in 4 hours? Dude, she's banging another guy.     Scumbag Brain

Makes you exhausted at 9pm so you go to bed. wake up at 2:30am unable to sleep.

Makes you exhausted at 9pm so you go to bed. wake up at 2:30am unable to sleep.  Scumbag Brain

TaKiNg A tEsT I see? Let's remember that Really FuNnY thing that happened the other day while you giggle to yourself like an idiot

TaKiNg A tEsT I see? Let's remember that Really FuNnY thing that happened the other day while you giggle to yourself like an idiot  Scumbag Brain

Knows your breakup is probably for the best gutshot everytime you see a text thinking it might be her

Knows your breakup is probably for the best gutshot everytime you see a text thinking it might be her  Scumbag Brain

tries to use wikipedia to study oh, so that's who won dancing with the stars in 2009

tries to use wikipedia to study oh, so that's who won dancing with the stars in 2009  Scumbag Brain

You know that body wash in your hand? You should put that in your hair

You know that body wash in your hand? You should put that in your hair  Scumbag Brain

Surrounded by cute girls on public transit. Ya bro, click on that r/gonewild link.

Surrounded by cute girls on public transit. Ya bro, click on that r/gonewild link.   Scumbag Brain
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