Scumbag Brain

endless storage space for pointless information can't remember important details

endless storage space for pointless information can't remember important details  Scumbag Brain

hears song you hate on radio now listen to it all day long

hears song you hate on radio now listen to it all day long   Scumbag Brain

knows how to do titration problems after the 200-point midterm

knows how to do titration problems after the 200-point midterm  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up 20 minutes before your alarm Falls asleep on the bus

Wakes you up 20 minutes before your alarm Falls asleep on the bus  Scumbag Brain

Let's make sure that the foods and activities that best promote a longer, healthier life are immensely displeasurable

Let's make sure that the foods and activities that best promote a longer, healthier life are immensely displeasurable   Scumbag Brain

hey, your gf is amazing let's think about this friend of yours that you can't have

hey, your gf is amazing let's think about this friend of yours that you can't have  Scumbag Brain

"Tomorrow you're going to wake up early and be super productive" Upon waking up: "just give me 15 minutes more sleep"

Just got in the shower? POOP TIME!!

Just got in the shower? POOP TIME!!  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a great comeback 30 minutes later

Thinks of a great comeback 30 minutes later  Scumbag Brain

Hey, looks like you got a zit there. TOUCH IT!

Hey, looks like you got a zit there. TOUCH IT!  Scumbag Brain
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