Scumbag Brain

Wants to have more sleep but needs to go to work Gets sent home early and can't sleep from excitement

Wants to have more sleep but needs to go to work Gets sent home early and can't sleep from excitement  Scumbag Brain

Bladder says you have Thrity seconds until detonation

Bladder says you have Thrity seconds until detonation  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your lady friend hasn't texted back in 4 hours? Dude, she's banging another guy.

Oh, your lady friend hasn't texted back in 4 hours? Dude, she's banging another guy.     Scumbag Brain

Makes you exhausted at 9pm so you go to bed. wake up at 2:30am unable to sleep.

Makes you exhausted at 9pm so you go to bed. wake up at 2:30am unable to sleep.  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a great comeback 30 minutes later

Thinks of a great comeback 30 minutes later  Scumbag Brain

Hey, looks like you got a zit there. TOUCH IT!

Hey, looks like you got a zit there. TOUCH IT!  Scumbag Brain

TYPE UP 200 WORD EMAIL IN SECONDS WITHOUT A SINGLE ERROR SPEND 2 MINUTES ON ONE SENTENCE TITLE AND STILL POST WITH 5 ERRORS

TYPE UP 200 WORD EMAIL IN SECONDS WITHOUT A SINGLE ERROR SPEND 2 MINUTES ON ONE SENTENCE TITLE AND STILL POST WITH 5 ERRORS   Scumbag Brain

Forgets about six hours worth of studying the night before remembers song lyrics from a decade ago

Forgets about six hours worth of studying the night before remembers song lyrics from a decade ago  Scumbag Brain

oh so your going to a job interview? dont worry here is a panic attack

oh so your going to a job interview? dont worry here is a panic attack  Scumbag Brain

Hey that joke you just told was pretty funny You should remember how funny it was for the next 20 minutes

Hey that joke you just told was pretty funny You should remember how funny it was for the next 20 minutes  Scumbag Brain
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