Scumbag Brain

Yes, yes, your eyelids are getting heavier right? When we get home let's painstakingly analyze your broken childhood Caption 4 goes here

Yes, yes, your eyelids are getting heavier right? When we get home let's painstakingly analyze your broken childhood  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Creates a dream about a girl you like She is with someone else

Creates a dream about a girl you like She is with someone else  Scumbag Brain

Crams the night before the test Forgets everything during the test

Crams the night before the test Forgets everything during the test  Scumbag Brain

Blanks out during job interview, blows shot at great job. Next day: flooded with brilliant answers to every interview question

Blanks out during job interview, blows shot at great job. Next day: flooded with brilliant answers to every interview question   Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's time for your 4 hour lab let me unleash the dark side of your bowels

Hey, it's time for your 4 hour lab let me unleash the dark side of your bowels   Scumbag Brain

HUMAN GENOME PROJ attempt to map the brain BULLSHIT

HUMAN GENOME PROJ
attempt to map the brain BULLSHIT  Scumbag Brain

Almost time for bed? Surely it can't hurt to check out /r/nosleep for a few minutes.

Almost time for bed? Surely it can't hurt to check out /r/nosleep for a few minutes.   Scumbag Brain

THAT SODA WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME CAKE THAT CAKE WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME SODA

THAT SODA WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME CAKE THAT CAKE WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME SODA  Scumbag Brain

Hey you know what you haven't had in a while? An itch

Hey you know what you haven't had in a while? An itch   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a sarcastic remark fails to control voice to say it in the right tone.

Comes up with a sarcastic remark fails to control voice to say it in the right tone.   Scumbag Brain
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