Scumbag Brain

Sleepy whole day trying to stay awake for the evening 10 pm: Not sleepy, stays awake for 3 am

Sleepy whole day trying to stay awake for the evening 10 pm: Not sleepy, stays awake for 3 am  Scumbag Brain

Make meme, find funny to self Roll in the down votes

Make meme, find funny to self Roll in the down votes   Scumbag Brain

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION BUT YOUR DUMBASS FORGETS

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION BUT YOUR DUMBASS FORGETS   Scumbag Brain

Finally gets girlfriend Decides to dream about every other girl I know

Finally gets girlfriend Decides to dream about every other girl I know  Scumbag Brain

You need to stay up all night? I think you need to black out in your chair instead

You need to stay up all night? I think you need to black out in your chair instead   Scumbag Brain

This food is so spicy, it's burning! pain pain pain pain pain EAT MORE EAT FASTER

This food is so spicy, it's burning! pain pain pain pain pain EAT MORE EAT FASTER  Scumbag Brain

Stores useless, random, minute facts Forgets all the important stuff

Stores useless, random, minute facts Forgets all the important stuff   Scumbag Brain

Sets up perfect dream including hot girls you're about to hook up with On second thought, let me make that girl your sister

Sets up perfect dream including hot girls you're about to hook up with On second thought, let me make that girl your sister   Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see you're trying to sleep Remember that one time you visited r/nosleep?

Oh, I see you're trying to sleep Remember that one time you visited r/nosleep?   Scumbag Brain

Sick co-worker. Instantly develop symptoms.

Sick co-worker. Instantly develop symptoms.    Scumbag Brain
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