Scumbag Brain

Whoa, that ice cream is too cold to eat Blow on it

Whoa, that ice cream is too cold to eat Blow on it  Scumbag Brain

Watches Dr. Who Needs to relearn lifes' basic functions

Watches Dr. Who Needs to relearn lifes' basic functions  Scumbag Brain

Could do math, research cancer, or do homework. Constantly thinks of ex-girlfriend.

Could do math, research cancer, or do homework. Constantly thinks of ex-girlfriend.   Scumbag Brain

10 minutes until your alarm goes off? DEEPEST SLEEP EVER

10 minutes until your alarm goes off? DEEPEST SLEEP EVER  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a funny story Sounds dumb when you're telling it

Thinks of a funny story Sounds dumb when you're telling it  Scumbag Brain

DREAMS THAT YOU ARE PISSING MAKES YOU PISS YOURSELF WHILE ASLEEP

DREAMS THAT YOU ARE PISSING MAKES YOU PISS YOURSELF WHILE ASLEEP  Scumbag Brain

Oh cool you're on winter break? We need to think about the first day back to school at all moments

Oh cool you're on winter break? We need to think about the first day back to school at all moments  Scumbag Brain

Notices you're almost over over an ex. MAKES YOU DREAM OF HER ALL NIGHT LONG

Notices you're almost over over an ex. MAKES YOU DREAM OF HER ALL NIGHT LONG   Scumbag Brain

Lets me read full page of textbook Finishes, has no idea what its about

Lets me read full page of textbook Finishes, has no idea what its about  Scumbag Brain

Slow Play? here, think about all the bad shots you've hit. I'll even throw in a verse to a song and put it on repeat.

Slow Play? here, think about all the bad shots you've hit. I'll even throw in a verse to a song and put it on repeat.   Scumbag Brain
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