Scumbag Brain

Goes to sleep early for once. Wake you up at 4am: "You know what? Sleep is boring"

Goes to sleep early for once. Wake you up at 4am:

I'm starving let's go cook some food. Nevermind. I'm not hungry anymore.

I'm starving let's go cook some food. Nevermind. I'm not hungry anymore.  Scumbag Brain

I know you are trying to sleep but... Don't you have to pee? No? Ok, I will ask again in 30 minutes.

I know you are trying to sleep but... Don't you have to pee? No? Ok, I will ask again in 30 minutes.  Scumbag Brain

Homework due tomorrow. Doesn't let you focus.

Homework due tomorrow. Doesn't let you focus.   Scumbag Brain

Plays video games for hours on end Needs break every five minutes of doing homework

Plays video games for hours on end Needs break every five minutes of doing homework   Scumbag Brain

Nah bro, just five more minutes Wakes up an hour later

Nah bro, just five more minutes Wakes up an hour later  Scumbag Brain

Can be great at almost anything with 10,000 hours of intense concentration.

Can be great at almost anything with 10,000 hours of intense concentration.   Scumbag Brain

has a brilliant, monumental insight or comeback when there's nowhere to write it on and/or nobody to tell it to

has a brilliant, monumental insight or comeback when there's nowhere to write it on and/or nobody to tell it to   Scumbag Brain

Trying to work on a school project due tomorrow... Makes you go on Facebook

Trying to work on a school project due tomorrow... Makes you go on Facebook  Scumbag Brain

You really shouldn't date your best friend. You should totally date your best friend.

You really shouldn't date your best friend. You should totally date your best friend.  Scumbag Brain
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