Scumbag Brain

You're doing a math project where one simple mistake can end in an F? 2+2=5

You're doing a math project where one simple mistake can end in an F? 2+2=5  Scumbag Brain

Going to the bathroom at night? Bro let's think about horror movies

Going to the bathroom at night? Bro let's think about horror movies  Scumbag Brain

you left the oven on, you should go back to switch it off. just kidding! or am i...?

you left the oven on, you should go back to switch it off. just kidding! or am i...?  Scumbag Brain

What's that stomach? You are full and can take no more? Well, tough shit. Desert smells too good.

What's that stomach? You are full and can take no more? Well, tough shit.
Desert smells too good.   Scumbag Brain

Reads quickly through pages of text Registers no information for later use

Reads quickly through pages of text Registers no information for later use  Scumbag Brain

I see you are stuck in traffic.... Lets make you think about how much you need to go toilet

I see you are stuck in traffic.... Lets make you think about how much you need to go toilet  Scumbag Brain

Oh are you feeling alone? Let's watch some Disney movies and listen to love songs.

Oh are you feeling alone? Let's watch some Disney movies and listen to love songs.  Scumbag Brain

Knows a girl is cheating on you Still manages to rationalize every bullshit lie she tells you

Knows a girl is cheating on you Still manages to rationalize every bullshit lie she tells you  Scumbag Brain

I do not understand my own actions. For I do not what I want, but the very thing that I hate.

I do not understand my own actions.  For I do not what I want, but the very thing that I hate.  Scumbag Brain

oh, need to close your eyes to was shampoo off? Let me remember all the scary things I can

oh, need to close your eyes to was shampoo off? Let me remember all the scary things I can  Scumbag Brain
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