Scumbag Brain

So I see you're generally smart, attractive, and athletic why don't i augment that genetic anxiety disorder so you can't talk to girls

So I see you're generally smart, attractive, and athletic why don't i augment that genetic anxiety disorder so you can't talk to girls  Scumbag Brain

this is one awesome dream you're having too bad you have to wake up in about 30 seconds

this is one awesome dream you're having too bad you have to wake up in about 30 seconds  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just said something Lets forget it and say it 3 more times

Oh, you just said something Lets forget it and say it 3 more times   Scumbag Brain

Don't know the one thing you needed at the grocery store? I'll make sure you remember halfway home.

Don't know the one thing you needed at the grocery store?
 I'll make sure you remember halfway home.   Scumbag Brain

Airplanes are the safest mode of travel But you're about to die on one.

Airplanes are the safest mode of travel But you're about to die on one.   Scumbag Brain

Never going to find enough info for this 5 page paper, let the bullshitting begin get to page 5 and realize you said none of the things you wanted to

Never going to find enough info for this 5 page paper, let the bullshitting begin  get to page 5 and realize you said none of the things you wanted to  Scumbag Brain

Alright, lets get some sleep and wake up feeling refreshed tomorrow. Actually, here's some sleep paralysis and the scariest shit you've ever seen.

Alright, lets get some sleep and wake up feeling refreshed tomorrow. Actually, here's some sleep paralysis and the scariest shit you've ever seen.   Scumbag Brain

Hey you're cold is gone! Oh you're going to bed? Nevermind it's back.

Hey you're cold is gone! Oh you're going to bed? Nevermind it's back.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a point in the game where pausing will fuck you up? I'll be sure to make you itch in some hard to reach places

Oh, you're in a point in the game where pausing will fuck you up? I'll be sure to make you itch in some hard to reach places   Scumbag Brain

You're finally almost done stopping that nose bleed? Here, this sneeze should finish the job

You're finally almost done stopping that nose bleed? Here, this sneeze should finish the job   Scumbag Brain
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