Scumbag Brain

Doesn't let you eat before an important meeting Here, have some amplified stomach growls

Doesn't let you eat before an important meeting Here, have some amplified stomach growls   Scumbag Brain

Hey buddy! Gotta wake up in five minutes? Here, let me start an awesome sex dream

Hey buddy! Gotta wake up in five minutes? Here, let me start an awesome sex dream  Scumbag Brain

Sure drink up right before bed... I promise you won't have to pee.

Sure drink up right before bed... I promise you won't have to pee.  Scumbag Brain

So you miss your ex? Think about how she cheated on you, that should help.

So you miss your ex? Think about how she cheated on you, that should help.    Scumbag Brain

Bladder needs to travel 100 feet in the dark to go pee. "That rustle in the bushes is a bear that will bite your throat out."

Bladder needs to travel 100 feet in the dark to go pee.

Collection of the Q&A on Obama AMA Read all answers in Obama's voice

Collection of the Q&A on Obama AMA Read all answers in Obama's voice  Scumbag Brain

O, you wore a white shirt today? Let's just have you spill stuff all over it.

O, you wore a white shirt today? Let's just have you spill stuff all over it.  Scumbag Brain

Finally has Wet Dream sleep paralysis

Finally has Wet Dream sleep paralysis   Scumbag Brain

Oh i see you're shaving let's imagine scraping your tongue with that razor

Oh i see you're shaving let's imagine scraping your tongue with that razor  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to work in the morning? Lets stay up all night playing Minecraft.

Oh  you  have to work in the morning? Lets stay up all night playing Minecraft.  Scumbag Brain
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