Scumbag Brain

i see you have an essay due tomorrow here, i'll make you feel like shit so you don't have to write it

i see you have an essay due tomorrow here, i'll make you feel like shit so you don't have to write it  Scumbag Brain

you love your puppy? heres a dream about her getting horribly killed

you love your puppy? heres a dream about her getting horribly killed  Scumbag Brain

wake up from an unnerving dream about brown recluse spiders return to sleep to an even worse dream about how happy your ex is

wake up from an unnerving dream about brown recluse spiders return to sleep to an even worse dream about how happy your ex is  Scumbag Brain

Get the guy you've had a crush on for two years eating out of the palm of your hand completely lose interest

Get the guy you've had a crush on for two years eating out of the palm of your hand completely lose interest  Scumbag Brain

comes bundled with the ultimate immersive vr wetware all your dreams are about trying to find a quiet place to pee and oh look, you're naked

comes bundled with the ultimate immersive vr wetware all your dreams are about trying to find a quiet place to pee and oh look, you're naked  Scumbag Brain

In the shower before your date? I guess now is a good time to remind you you're out of soap.

In the shower before your date? I guess now is a good time to remind you you're out of soap.   Scumbag Brain

Sees "Naked guy eating a roadkill raccoon" on r/wtf Clicks it

Sees

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let me remind you of all your problems

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let me remind you of all your problems  Scumbag Brain

you just wake up instantly reminds you of the shitty things you wanted to forget from the day before

you just wake up instantly reminds you of the shitty things you wanted to forget from the day before   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your thinking about doing that assignment? Lets make you sleepy as fuck in the middle of the day

Oh, your thinking about doing that assignment? Lets make you sleepy as fuck in the middle of the day  Scumbag Brain
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