Scumbag Brain

about to use the bathroom? let me suddenly make you claustrophobic.

about to use the bathroom? let me suddenly make you claustrophobic.  Scumbag Brain

Goes 23 years without the slightest sniffle or sneeze. At year 24 decides tree sperm is life threatening leading to full blown allergies.

Goes 23 years without the slightest sniffle or sneeze. At year 24 decides tree sperm is life threatening leading to full blown allergies.   Scumbag Brain

2 am, Blatter about to explode How about a boner?

2 am,
Blatter about to explode How about a boner?  Scumbag Brain

Reads spoilers by mistake keeps reminding you of said spoilers

Reads spoilers by mistake keeps reminding you of said spoilers  Scumbag Brain

makes you leave party early, too tired can't sleep when home

makes you leave party early, too tired can't sleep when home  Scumbag Brain

The last song you listen to on the way to work Is the only song you'll hear for the rest of the day

The last song you listen to on the way to work Is the only song you'll hear for the rest of the day  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? THINK OF ALL THE THINGS!

Trying to sleep? THINK OF ALL THE THINGS!  Scumbag Brain

Curious how spicy a Ghost Pepper Is Forgot to buy milk

Curious how spicy a Ghost Pepper Is Forgot to buy milk  Scumbag Brain

Knows liberals are useless Allows you to hump them anyway

Knows liberals are useless Allows you to hump them anyway  Scumbag Brain

5 minutes with a hot chick seem like 5 seconds 5 seconds with hand on a hot plate seem like 5 minutes

5 minutes with a hot chick seem like 5 seconds 5 seconds with hand on a hot plate seem like 5 minutes   Scumbag Brain
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