Scumbag Brain

slept long enough to completely metabolize all alcohol better puke just to make sure

slept long enough to completely metabolize all alcohol better puke just to make sure  Scumbag Brain

oh you need to study? nah i'm horny! lets masturbate!

oh you need to study? nah i'm horny! lets masturbate!  Scumbag Brain

''Oh, you're eating huh?'' ''Remember that disgusting photo you saw on r/wtf earlier?''

''Oh, you're eating huh?'' ''Remember that disgusting photo you saw on r/wtf earlier?''  Scumbag Brain

Hey you just touched an extreme temperature But I'm not going to tell you which extreme until it's too late.

Hey you just touched an extreme temperature But I'm not going to tell you which extreme until it's too late.  Scumbag Brain

Just broke up with your girlfriend? Let's make sure you cry and mope to attract a new mate.

Just broke up with your girlfriend? Let's make sure you cry and mope to attract a new mate.   Scumbag Brain

Makes you want to masturbate Waits right until climax to think about parents

Makes you want to masturbate Waits right until climax to think about parents  Scumbag Brain

Early 20s, Swimmer for 4 years, go to the gym 5 times a week, eat well, great with women This one is gonna be hard, oh wait no it wont here's some ED

Early 20s, Swimmer for 4 years, go to the gym 5 times a week, eat well, great with women This one is gonna be hard, oh wait no it wont here's some ED  Scumbag Brain

YOU KNOW THAT FICTIONAL MURDERER FROM THAT FICTIONAL TV SHOW YOU JUST WATCHED? WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE BEHIND YOU WITH A BIG KNIFE

YOU KNOW THAT FICTIONAL MURDERER FROM THAT FICTIONAL TV SHOW YOU JUST WATCHED? WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE BEHIND YOU WITH A BIG KNIFE  Scumbag Brain

Have a final in a couple days. Better be proactive and get a few hours of studying in this afternoon. Fuck that. Can't focus at a reasonable time. Way more productive at 1:45 a.m.

Have a final in a couple days. Better be proactive and get a few hours of studying in this afternoon. Fuck that. Can't focus at a reasonable time. Way more productive at 1:45 a.m.  Scumbag Brain

Drinking grape koolaid with lunch? "Hey bro, remember Jamestown?"

Drinking grape koolaid with lunch?
Like us for More!