Scumbag Brain

   Scumbag Brain

your balls are being squashed, but it's not too bad oops, my mistake, take this unbelievable pain and nausea

your balls are being squashed, but it's not too bad oops, my mistake, take this unbelievable pain and nausea  Scumbag Brain

Stresses over spending money on perfectly justifiable, relatively inexpensive necessities no fucking hesitation laying down a credit card at a bar

Stresses over spending money on perfectly justifiable, relatively inexpensive  necessities no fucking hesitation laying down a credit card at a bar  Scumbag Brain

Gives you a dream about spooning with a boy Turns him into your ex just as things get interesting

Gives you a dream about spooning with a boy Turns him into your ex just as things get interesting  Scumbag Brain

Wide awake 2 hours before work Dead tired 30 minutes before I have to punch in

Wide awake 2 hours before work Dead tired 30 minutes before I have to punch in   Scumbag Brain

Helped bury boyfriend at funeral still thinks he'll be ok.

Helped bury boyfriend at funeral still thinks he'll be ok.  Scumbag Brain

Wake up, shower, brush teeth, get halfway to work Then wake up from dreaming about getting ready for work and do it all over again.

Wake up, shower, brush teeth, get halfway to work Then wake up from dreaming about getting ready for work and do it all over again.  Scumbag Brain

there's nothing good on reddit. closes tab. hey, let's see if there's anything good on reddit!

there's nothing good on reddit. closes tab. hey, let's see if there's anything good on reddit!  Scumbag Brain

Can't stay awake at 9pm Can't fall asleep at 1am

Can't stay awake at 9pm Can't fall asleep at 1am   Scumbag Brain

Loves Watching horror movies can't get scared because realizes everything that happens is either physically or statistically impossible

Loves Watching horror movies can't get scared because realizes everything that happens is either physically or statistically impossible  Scumbag Brain
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