Scumbag Brain

Reminds me to wash my face As I'm washing my balls

Reminds me to wash my face As I'm washing my balls   Scumbag Brain

black box warning: may be useless in the profession of pharmacy

black box warning: may be useless in the profession of pharmacy  Scumbag Brain

REMEMBERS TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AFTER LEAVING FORGETS YOU DID, THEN KEEPS YOU WONDERING ALL DAY.

REMEMBERS TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AFTER LEAVING FORGETS YOU DID, THEN KEEPS YOU WONDERING ALL DAY.  Scumbag Brain

Waits until after you get out of the shower To let you know you have diarrhea

Waits until after you get out of the shower To let you know you have diarrhea   Scumbag Brain

Got a crush? Better share that with Reddit, they'll love it

Got a crush? Better share that with Reddit, they'll love it   Scumbag Brain

Wide Awake for 90% of the Flight Begin Final Approach for landing: Nap Time!

Wide Awake for 90% of the Flight Begin Final Approach for landing: Nap Time!  Scumbag Brain

Hundreds of examples to choose from Uses one that's wrong

Hundreds of examples to choose from Uses one that's wrong   Scumbag Brain

Has 5 minutes of work left Hey, let's take a nap

Has 5 minutes of work left Hey, let's take a nap   Scumbag Brain

Makes you pee 20 times a day Gives you two drops for the drug test.

Makes you pee 20 times a day Gives you two drops for the drug test.   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to go to the grocery store Convinces you to buy a years worth of food

Reminds you to go to the grocery store Convinces you to buy a years worth of food   Scumbag Brain
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