Scumbag Brain

Plane is gaining speed on runway, about to take off "Hey bro, remember that recent Afghanistan plane crash video you saw on reddit?!"

Plane is gaining speed on runway, about to take off

Meets one decent girl, who you know Isn't single Here have a crush on her.

Meets one decent girl, who you know Isn't single Here have a crush on her.  Scumbag Brain

when is rest day wants workout when are workout days, wants rest

when is rest day wants workout  when are workout days,
wants rest  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you changed your wake-up alarm to a song? I'll just incorporate the song into your dreams so that it won't disturb your sleep when it goes off.

Oh, you changed your wake-up alarm to a song? I'll just incorporate the song into your dreams so that it won't disturb your sleep when it goes off.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Look at all this ultraviolence you never watched but somehow remember.

Oh you're trying to sleep? Look at all this ultraviolence you never watched but somehow remember.  Scumbag Brain

Hears a false story about your own personal experience Seven months later, makes you believe that it actually happened

Hears a false story about your own personal experience Seven months later, makes you believe that it actually happened  Scumbag Brain

Oh, a girl you really like just rejected you? Imagines another guy banging her

Oh, a girl you really like just rejected you? Imagines another guy banging her  Scumbag Brain

Decides to dust off the the old PS3 and buys"The last of us" Plays burnout paradise instead

Decides to dust off the the old PS3 and buys

Just arrived at a swimming pool? You should totally run!

Just arrived at a swimming pool? You should totally run!  Scumbag Brain

Stay in and do your ROIs, you're gonna have fun being responsible Lol, jk. Sit in bed and vicariously live the fun of a party through GroupMe

Stay in and do your ROIs, you're gonna have fun being responsible Lol, jk. Sit in bed and vicariously live the fun of a party through GroupMe   Scumbag Brain
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