Scumbag Brain

OH,trying to sleep lets think of the most horrifying family tragedy you can

OH,trying to sleep lets think of the most horrifying family tragedy you can   Scumbag Brain

Dropped a can better catch it with my bare toe

Dropped a can better catch it with my bare toe  Scumbag Brain

You're walking into a new room? Better make sure you don't remember what you were going to do.

You're walking into a new room? Better make sure you don't remember what you were going to do.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a birthday coming up? Seems like a good time for an existential crisis about how you're another year closer to death.

Oh, you have a birthday coming up? Seems like a good time for an existential crisis about how you're another year closer to death.  Scumbag Brain

Finally getting back to sleep in the middle of the night... "Hey! What if someone knocked on the bedroom door right now?"

Finally getting back to sleep in the middle of the night...

You just bit the side of your mouth? Know what'll make it feel better? Biting it again

You just bit the side of your mouth? Know what'll make it feel better? Biting it again  Scumbag Brain

20 minutes in the shower Thinks we might have accidentally skipped part of the washing routine while lost in deep thought, but doesn't remember what part

20 minutes in the shower Thinks we might have accidentally skipped part of the washing routine while lost in deep thought, but doesn't remember what part  Scumbag Brain

A POST ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN SWALLOW IN A MINUTE? BETTER GET STARTED...

A POST ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES
YOU CAN SWALLOW IN A MINUTE? BETTER GET STARTED...   Scumbag Brain

Forgets to push tab Types password on username

Forgets to push tab Types password on username  Scumbag Brain

Hey, about to fall asleep? Here, have a homoerotic dream about your friend

Hey, about to fall asleep? Here, have a homoerotic dream about your friend  Scumbag Brain
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