Scumbag Brain

You are drunk? Now you're immortal

You are drunk? Now you're immortal  Scumbag Brain

Spooning with a girl for the first time? Let's forget how to breathe normally

Spooning with a girl for the first time? Let's forget how to breathe normally   Scumbag Brain

Stressed out because of finals and need to study RAGING MOTHERFUCKING HEADACHE

Stressed out because of finals and need to study RAGING MOTHERFUCKING HEADACHE  Scumbag Brain

Just starting to fall asleep in a warm comfy bed Let me make you have to pee like a race horse

Just starting to fall asleep in a warm comfy bed Let me make you have to pee like a race horse   Scumbag Brain

Learns about partners sexual history "Hey bro, lets think about that for the next two weeks"

Learns about partners sexual history

Wants karma more than grades

Wants karma more than grades  Scumbag Brain

Gives you awesome dreams with epic storylines Only lets you remember the fact that the dream was awesome and had an epic storyline

Gives you awesome dreams with epic storylines Only lets you remember the fact that the dream was awesome and had an epic storyline  Scumbag Brain

You didn't need to pee all day Until you search for your keys

You didn't need to pee all day Until you search for your keys  Scumbag Brain

Security Question: What was your first car? Camaro? Chevy camaro? Chevrolet camaro? NOPE. Camrao.

Security Question: What was your first car? Camaro? Chevy camaro? Chevrolet camaro? NOPE. Camrao.  Scumbag Brain

Trying to go to sleep, bro? Here's an image of your naked girlfriend, who you haven't seen in months, and who is hundredss of miles away

Trying to go to sleep, bro? Here's an image of your naked girlfriend, who you haven't seen in months, and who is hundredss of miles away   Scumbag Brain
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