Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're listening to music? Good luck not walking to the beat

Oh, you're listening to music? Good luck not walking to the beat  Scumbag Brain

We'll go to bed at a reasonable time tonight I'll lose track of time and remind you at 2 AM

We'll go to bed at a reasonable time tonight I'll lose track of time and remind you at 2 AM  Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO, CRYING ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY SAD? IT'S COOL, I'LL STREAM SOME MUCUS DOWN YOUR FACE. THAT'LL HELP

HEY BRO, CRYING ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY SAD? IT'S COOL, I'LL STREAM SOME MUCUS DOWN YOUR FACE. THAT'LL HELP   Scumbag Brain

It's good you remembered to turn off the stove this morning. So I'm just gonna go ahead and torment you all day with scenarios of what would happen if you didn't.

It's good you remembered to turn off the stove this morning.  So I'm just gonna go ahead and torment you all day with scenarios of what would happen if you didn't.  Scumbag Brain

Extremely tired and need to get up early in the morning? Insomnia!

Extremely tired and need to get up early in the morning? Insomnia!  Scumbag Brain

Have to pee? Go to the urinal People here. You can hold it in forever

Have to pee? Go to the urinal People here. You can hold it in forever  Scumbag Brain

You want people to like you? I'll just become apprehensive around new people.

You want people to like you? I'll just become apprehensive around new people.  Scumbag Brain

Hop in the shower... Have the sudden urge to poop.

Hop in the shower... Have the sudden urge to poop.   Scumbag Brain

oh you just fell asleep? how about i wake you up with a nightmare

oh you just fell asleep? how about i wake you up with a nightmare  Scumbag Brain

Can solve complicated organic chemistry reactions needs 30 minutes to realize food has entered belly

Can solve complicated organic chemistry reactions  needs 30 minutes to realize food has entered belly  Scumbag Brain
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