Scumbag Brain

TL;DR no attention span reads hundreds of comments in a row

TL;DR no attention span reads hundreds of comments in a row   Scumbag Brain

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5 hours is enough right?

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5 hours is enough right?   Scumbag Brain

Insists you will make it to the frontpage next time you submit a link makes you feel bad for not making it to the front page

Insists you will make it to the frontpage next time you submit a link makes you feel bad for not making it to the front page  Scumbag Brain

Hey, the text your gf sent you looks sexual. how bout i give you a boner knowing you won't get any tonight.

Hey, the text your gf sent you looks sexual. how bout i give you a boner knowing you won't get any tonight.  Scumbag Brain

you're bored browsing reddit? okay, close that, open new tab... auctomatically go to reddit

you're bored browsing reddit? okay, close that, open new tab... auctomatically go to reddit  Scumbag Brain

Saw Your Ex Yesterday? The One You've Successfully Manage To Forget? Because She Left You In A Deep Depression? Better Dream About Her

Saw Your Ex Yesterday? The One You've Successfully Manage To Forget? Because She Left You In A Deep Depression? Better Dream About Her  Scumbag Brain

Forgets the answer "Let me release some adrenaline so you can forget even more!"

Forgets the answer

FEELING BETTER AFTER BEING DUMPED BY GIRLFRIEND HAS A DREAM WHERE THE TWO OF YOU GET BACK TOGETHER

FEELING BETTER AFTER BEING DUMPED BY GIRLFRIEND HAS A DREAM WHERE THE TWO OF YOU GET BACK TOGETHER  Scumbag Brain

You thought the title said brain, didn't you?

You thought the title said brain, didn't you?  Scumbag Brain

Wants to turn off the light to get a good nights rest Makes you too lazy to get out of bed

Wants to turn off the light to get a good nights rest Makes you too lazy to get out of bed  Scumbag Brain
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