Scumbag Brain

Has a dream about oversleeping wakes you up after you overslept

Has a dream about oversleeping wakes you up after you overslept  Scumbag Brain

Don't have a class until 1:30 PM today? Let's get up at 7:30 AM

Don't have a class until 1:30 PM today? Let's get up at 7:30 AM  Scumbag Brain

Been out of college for almost a decade still dreams about being late to an exam.

Been out of college for almost a decade still dreams about being late to an exam.  Scumbag Brain

"I'll remember that for sure" Doesn't

Oh you just picked up your wallet before leaving? Better find your wallet before you leave, too

Oh you just picked up your wallet before leaving? Better find your wallet before you leave, too   Scumbag Brain

Dude, let's take another shot Return to sender

Dude, let's take another shot Return to sender  Scumbag Brain

Woken up early to be productive "Let's stay in bed and browse Reddit on your phone for an hour"

Woken up early to be productive

FLAWLESS 2 HOUR INTERVIEW FOR DREAM JOB WAS A DREAM

FLAWLESS 2 HOUR INTERVIEW FOR DREAM JOB WAS A DREAM  Scumbag Brain

Drives off a girl that's madly in love with you Starts to like her.

Drives off a girl that's madly in love with you Starts to like her.  Scumbag Brain

Going on your 3rd date tonight with a wonderful, handsome man? Let's get all emotional about the ex that dumped you 2 months ago.

Going on your 3rd date tonight with a wonderful, handsome man? Let's get all emotional about the ex that dumped you 2 months ago.  Scumbag Brain
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