Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see you've finished peeing and are now wearing pants Time to sneeze

Oh, I see you've finished peeing and are now wearing pants Time to sneeze  Scumbag Brain

10pm:Bro lets stay up all night! 4am:Since you have class in 4 hours your should take a nap

10pm:Bro lets stay up all night! 4am:Since you have class in 4 hours your should take a nap  Scumbag Brain

Looks Like? A whole stack of naked babies.

Looks Like? A whole stack of naked
babies.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you its 1am on the other side of the world laughs when you're told you're wrong.

Tells you its 1am on the other side of the world laughs when you're told you're wrong.  Scumbag Brain

Never dreams of ex girlfriend when together with her dreams of her all the time when broken up

Never dreams of ex girlfriend when together with her dreams of her all the time when broken up  Scumbag Brain

Missing Contact Congress if found ...

Missing Contact Congress if found ...  Scumbag Brain

"you own your brain! not the other way around!" Lol, That's a good one.

secx sex

secx sex  Scumbag Brain

...and it wasn't until I actually got TO the restaurant that I realized I had totally forgotten to bring my body with me. I know, right?

...and it wasn't until I actually got TO the restaurant that I realized I had totally forgotten to bring my body with me.  I know, right?  Scumbag Brain

"I should get some work done this week." GOES ON REDDIT

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