Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to sleep through your alarm, as you have another one set. You have not set another one.

Convinces you to sleep through your alarm, as you have another one set. You have not set another one.  Scumbag Brain

Oh did you want to take that nap between school and work now? I figured we'd just wait until the evening rush

Oh did you want to take that nap between school and work now? I figured we'd just wait until the evening rush   Scumbag Brain

remember how you wanted to quit smoking weed? that's right you don't remember...

remember how you wanted to quit smoking weed? that's right you don't remember...  Scumbag Brain

Just leave your keys here. Don't worry. You'll remember where they are before your job interview.

Just leave your keys here. Don't worry. You'll remember where they are before your job interview.  Scumbag Brain

hey man i noticed you are about to tell your girlfriend you love her let's say the word lesbians instead of love.

hey man i noticed you are about to tell your girlfriend you love her let's say the word lesbians instead of love.  Scumbag Brain

write 'brain' in scumbag brain meme after posting, "you sure you didn't write, brian?"

write 'brain' in scumbag brain meme after posting,

you just had a cough attack? have some hiccups

you just had a cough attack? have some hiccups  Scumbag Brain

Hey, stop being so lazy!! While I function at only two percent effort.

Hey, stop being so lazy!! While I function at only two percent effort.   Scumbag Brain

GO for it, man You can push out another rep

GO for it, man You can push out another rep  Scumbag Brain

Oh you've been practicing for that audition for a month now? Let's have you forget the entire ending.

Oh you've been practicing for that audition for a month now? Let's have you forget the entire ending.   Scumbag Brain
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